the trashy mermaid
the trashy mermaid

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

(via flyintheparadise)

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oreoofficial:

why dont ppl do random things for me? u know. send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me $300,000

(via seedy)

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cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

(via smokingjointswithmileycyrus)

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omgtsn:

human:

android users be like 

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yea so we can stop lookin at ya nasty ass while we on the phone

(Source: human, via seedy)

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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via smokingjointswithmileycyrus)

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somebodytoloves:

somebodytoloves:

some white girls should just never dance 

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

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